Crapaholics ahoy.

You-tubian Dance!

2008-04-08T06:15:00.000-07:00

The You-tubian Yangmi Award , haha, rolfs, what an out-of-a-thought term i've come across =S.
Anyways, Steve and Chad ( Founders of You Tube ) were appearing at the Oprah show today.
I wasn't really into it until mum called me to the tv room for lunch. so yeah, was consistently started to like the show as it goes on. =S
Call it the World's Video heaven. This masterpiece of theirs was and still a tremendous HIT until today! (Well, jz so u know, i even appeared in it for once) =P.
Just like to share it out, a few toppest popular vids on you tube.

1) Judson Laipply, a comedian out of no where who now becomes a YOu-Tubian star! The Dance Evolution. (i love this one)

2) The band, OK GO , creatively utilize treadmills into making their mtv done. Marvelous job!

3) Another Fav of mine, Paul Pots, winner from Britain's got talent. Amazingly shook up my hair every moment i watch his vid. Incredible person with outstanding voice.

Rushing for exam soon, wish mi brain functions properly. =)
Good day peeps ;)

Emperor's new toy.

2008-04-07T08:27:00.000-07:00

Splenddddddd~~!

The KING , ME, is about to show off my most updated toy in this not-in-tight-budget season. Rolfs, ain't gonna speak no more, brace yourself for the red carpet.. *drum rolls*

This is not a contraband, check out my flickr for a closer look (The M-241 Gps Logger).
As a not-so-high-tech person, I'd probably need a Dummy's guide on how to utilize the logging function. Fortunate enough, the driving navigation system setup was much easier than I first expected *big sigh*, =O even my KINGDOM is detected ACCURATELY in the system! Bravo Bravo!

Skip Flickr, u can see it Weeright here. Was taken at Buddy Hex automobile's dashboard, thought it might be a blur one since the vehicle was moving, turned out to be pretty clear though.

Victorious!

2008-03-28T22:01:00.000-07:00

Woo well, we've WON ! =D

The king ain't Thanking anyone of you for anything. NONE OF YOU TURNED UP =/

DOn't expect me to give you rebates on your taxes... =]

For a Trillion times, TEAM COherency RAWKS! Special THanks to Beautiful Jennifer (main idea contributor), Leng Lui Choi Ye, Hottie Shirling, Smoky Sue Ni, Handsome Paul and Mr Intelligent Huang Ang (guy with suit) , and myself for distributing the pictures for FREE to everyone in class =S

Always save the best to the last,
MR JIMMY!! Without this Gorgeous-looking-lecturer of ENG121, we'll nvr have this kinda exhibition, *bow to you* *bow to you*

*Full marks should be given instead of 1 mark away. =P

And guess what? I really Enjoyed it a lot, really, i mean it. This was the first and prolly the only exhibition that i've ever had in the college life.
I love you Mr.Jimmy! wookay, that sounds kinda GAY (gay means happy) *smirk*.

Back to topic, honestly, this is what we Students want for our assessment. (Felt deeply remorseful for those who dropped this subject from the beginning.) =/

Well, in the end of the day, it's all about having fun in college , isnt it? Say no to books, and hello real world practice!

*sir, can i call this as one of the black&whites for our documentation? XD

Special Announcement!

2008-03-22T08:12:00.000-07:00

Yo all! It's been a while i've updated, haven't I? Again, the King isn't apologizing for any constant late updates! =P

Anyways, here's something the KING I, would like to Share with ya'll. Don't worry, it's not about increasing tax or cooking oil. Well, will talk about that later. =]
Back to Business, my college's gonna throw a poverty awareness exhibition, World Vision Malaysia will be coming for some speech, n (guess what) i'm one of the participants.
SO DO COME AND SUPPORT ME!

Wednesday , 26th March 2008, Help ICT KLANG (my college, as far as you know)
Group's name is Coherency!
What ya'll can do is, come either on Monday or Tuesday to support my booth, (u'll see me around there) and sign yourself for turning up on Wednesday. Bcos this is a charity campaign, donations are very welcomed!

Remember, Wednesday's the big day! 26th March!
Wednesday, HICT, 26th march, group Coherency
Wednesday, HICT, 26th March!!!! Coherency
Wednesday, HICT, 26th March, group Coherency

Transportation will be provided for those who are not traveled from KLANG
(free pick ups at Klang KTM station).
Just call me or message me about it, ciao !

Romanticize the season

2008-02-12T07:18:00.000-08:00

*Hail to the King*

No excuse was given for the long return to the kingdom due to the queue for King's new DSLR camera (excuse not countable) =) At last, it's coming to the Majesty. =D nyehehehe
*catching Catching* *zaaapppp* In no time u shall see pictures taken by King Vuitton, n those who do not appreciate the masterpieces shall be EXCECUTED!!

Chinese New Year's in everyone's bulletin. Nevertheless, thou must not neglect our beloved Mr.Valentine's anniversary with his ever-lasting-intimacy with Mrs.Valentine.

King Vuitton (me) celebration with Princess Versace will be taking place by exchanging my preciously treasurious book for 2 pieces of metal shine plates in order to complete my Darn Miraculous-Favourable-ENGLISH Assignment. Mr Bond n Bourne better serve the KING well enough . Or again, will be EXECUTED! no no, Hang to death sounds more like it. =P

- Yang -

a time to celebrate. cheers.

2008-02-04T02:54:00.000-08:00

The princess is a wee bit lazy to install the website widgets right now.
So sorry my king, will get up to do it soon. hur hur hur.

As for now, CNY is close, just around the corner so tis thew time to eat drink and be merry.
And to collect as many 'angpaos' as possible.

An opportunity to dress up in your newest and best looking outfits.
A time to party hard with family and friends.
A time to tell everyone how much you love them.
An opportunity to renew and revise your new year resolutions.
Unless you dont have any, like me, who deems resolutions pointless.
Lolx.
Anyways, i'll cut my crap short.
Enjoy your holidays my king. Same goes to everyone else.
Fairy meat up for grabs. XD

xoxo.

Environmental Friendly

2008-01-20T08:13:00.000-08:00

Woookay Peeps, this is an authentic crap, prolly the most redundant phenomenon u've ever seen in ur ENVIRONMENTAL life.
I'll Keep it Really SHORT AND SIMPLE. (known as K.I.S.S)

It's unmistakably proven by my personal theory pertaining plastic bags can help Detoxify and derive spontanious useful-ness towards motherfarkerbullshit , i mean mother nature in the Society and for all planets (Zuton, Vernas, Earth, Marsh n other creepy golf balls-alike-planets)

I caught Oprah today on my Color-box, which kept myself Marveled all afternoon. The phrase "PRactice Green taday ppl, woohooo, ya'll know, u can save mother nature from the innisfree of Global warming"
Rolfs, this made me recalled my english lecturer mentioned about
" Ahh, I used to work for the Americans, they're inspired to enrourage Asians like us to practice Green, Pffts, look at Em' Americans, it's either A hummer or a Bugatti that they're driving."
Interconnectedly, i used to curse the them as "bloody american pollution-unwise" during my not-sober moment.

Come to an end, it seems Green-practice is an Enticement by the high rollers for the small-spenders society into getting and keeping the feet move.

So yeah, people walk when money talks. I offered my sister taday for cleaning up the my dog's purge for 5 Dollars! Like what I've learned in the English121 class from my Macho Lecturer Jimmy, the art of Logical Fallacies, Ad Misericodium (The one tat i'm suppose to do). To show pity-ness (money for sis), for making it appealing and "legitimate" (i got her a dirty job), into making things done. .. Bzzzzzzaaaa Piece of cake.

Mr Jimmy should have gotten a blog for our class.(like Quickly!) Perhaps it's a way for us to generate more tremendous ideas for new logical fallacy's stataments and other coming exciting english thang once and for all. (Contemporary Asian-logical-pedia). He's Rawks the college, *two thumbs up* for the man of the year.

spotted new.

2008-01-11T07:36:00.000-08:00

Changed blog layout.
I finally figured out how to work the XHTML and HTML thinger.
Didnt know that there were some bloody differences between the two.

*whee*
Now Princess Versace has made her domain as colorful as it should be.
All she has to do now is to configure how to change the image and display the Crapaholics logo waaay up there.
Hmm..sounds like a job for some dying fairies.
Dying fairies are fun to poke fun at.

Btws, many thanks to King Vuitton who came to my rescue today on his engine automated chariot to rescue me from my educational dungeon.
All hail King Vuitton. May he rule the goblins forever. XD

Okays enough crap.
Im off to my royal chambers.
Nitex.

Contamination day!

2008-01-04T21:56:00.000-08:00

Have u ever come across seeing a "polluted" image/real-live object that's being contaminated to the max?
V&V Kingdom's statistics had proven that this CONTAMINATION acts more like a DOMINATION that leads into MISERATION in the human life (f**K british spelling)

It can be really nasty when it comes to the CLOTHES THAT U"RE GOING TO WEAR FOR YOUR DATE WITH A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN (LIFE TIME OPPORTUNITY YO, LIFE TIME!)

This story is based on one of the dreams i had (by using the C.D.M theory), n it goes something like THIS:
1) Man received phone call by an ATTRACTIVE woman
2) Woman prepares for the date
3) Likewise - Man over-reacted and CONTAMINATED his shield ( you wouldn't wanna know)
4) Women always have DOMINATION in fashion
5) Man got noticed by his date and felt into MISERATION.

Conclusion:
Women not only go for the watever bullshit inner-personality. GUYS GUYS GUYS! Dress yourself with a for-guys-"G-String" n u'll be a WOMEN's MAGNET FOR SURE!
I believe PRincess VERSACE has loads of critisism(F**K british english) for this.

VIVA KING YANG the AWESOME of the AWESOMENESS !!!!!!!

i want more bling and bags in my life.

2008-01-03T21:23:00.000-08:00

Greetings from the other half of the Crapaholics.
This is Princess Versace Mish speaking. (so listen or rather, read with eyes open wide and cornstalks removed from your ears)

New year List of things to do:
1# Relocate the chickens from the fiery cages and toss em into the wolf pit.
2# Stock up with rum, prune juice, and purging cold spells.
3# Fill the black sea with piranhas.
4# Place tutrtles in hot room with pin-cushion-floor mats.
5# Redecorate the whole jungle with bling made by goblins for 3cents per tree.
6# Paint the seals gold.
7# Schedule elves for cloning services,we need more elf power.
8# Fairies to replace elves in cleaning king vuitton's purging throne bowl.
9# I think its time the rabbits are shaved and shorn clean.
10# Place little hermits in king vuitton's pillow case. *sniggers*

Oh how i love being ruler of the crapalala land.
I want my poodle infested tiara please.

A new start with a new CROWN in a NEW YEAR!

2007-12-31T17:04:00.000-08:00

Rise to the elfs, dolfs, monkeys and mosquitoes of the Vuitton's and Versace's Realm !

The King , me , shall start out in a very warm and friendly way, in order to create an intimacy between the citizens and the Two awesome Royal Blinky Majesty! (high 5 ,Ruller of the monkeys).
In this new year, all ground TAXES will be increased 300% higher due to the over-populated population in the V & V Kingdom. - the minister's idea (arrsholoch weirdo)

Should thee have any opposition, will immediately be executed in due time :-] MYAHAHAHAHA.. *evil expression*

Ahh enough of this Kingdom crap for the day, can't think of anything now, it's 9.27am for Versace's sake!
Speaking about Versace, o-hoy! Where on earth are you?
Called her up yesterday at One Utama, apparently got to meet her (enjoying her steaks n escagot) , and just about the needle is hitting the 12, the phone line jammed n VERSACE was M.I.A =/

Party's over at 1am+ , i called her again, but it was DIVERTED to the other person's line instead of the Owner's phone.
N it sounded somthing like this.

Vuitton : Hey Mich! Finally i can reach you
Unknown : Why u all so like to call me wan. I'm not the person u looking for u know.
Vuitton : I swear I dialled the correct number man.
Unknown : Don't swear swear lah, today New Year, i wanna get a good sleep, u come disturb me, bring me no peace. Hang you lah. C*****
Vuitton : You Mother Loving S** Of A B****, come hang me lah, my ArS***Hloe is very ictchy !
*the fight continues*

Nah, i Made that up, I didn't call Mich, my Nokia 2630 battery was dead. Otherwise, i would have forward all the used-sms-wishes and send em' all to everyone!! (sounds familar huh)

Anyways, a toast for you Queen Versace for setting up this CRAPOLOGY-Pedia, now i can Crap watever,whenever i want. (even during the bowel-evacuation period) =D Wheeeehehe SAY NO TO CONSTIPATION!

Need to walk my dog n shit at my neighbour's house now (while they're not in).So, toodles!!
HAPPY NEW YEAR to all!!

*eh what to press now? there are two buttons, Publish post and Save now, which one which one? how to put picture lah? I'm so wanna flaunt my cowboy hat. I think i'll close my eyes from nw n randomly click around*