Sunday, January 20, 2008

Environmental Friendly

Woookay Peeps, this is an authentic crap, prolly the most redundant phenomenon u've ever seen in ur ENVIRONMENTAL life.
I'll Keep it Really SHORT AND SIMPLE. (known as K.I.S.S)

It's unmistakably proven by my personal theory pertaining plastic bags can help Detoxify and derive spontanious useful-ness towards motherfarkerbullshit , i mean mother nature in the Society and for all planets (Zuton, Vernas, Earth, Marsh n other creepy golf balls-alike-planets)

I caught Oprah today on my Color-box, which kept myself Marveled all afternoon. The phrase "PRactice Green taday ppl, woohooo, ya'll know, u can save mother nature from the innisfree of Global warming"
Rolfs, this made me recalled my english lecturer mentioned about
" Ahh, I used to work for the Americans, they're inspired to enrourage Asians like us to practice Green, Pffts, look at Em' Americans, it's either A hummer or a Bugatti that they're driving."
Interconnectedly, i used to curse the them as "bloody american pollution-unwise" during my not-sober moment.

Come to an end, it seems Green-practice is an Enticement by the high rollers for the small-spenders society into getting and keeping the feet move.

So yeah, people walk when money talks. I offered my sister taday for cleaning up the my dog's purge for 5 Dollars! Like what I've learned in the English121 class from my Macho Lecturer Jimmy, the art of Logical Fallacies, Ad Misericodium (The one tat i'm suppose to do). To show pity-ness (money for sis), for making it appealing and "legitimate" (i got her a dirty job), into making things done. .. Bzzzzzzaaaa Piece of cake.

Mr Jimmy should have gotten a blog for our class.(like Quickly!) Perhaps it's a way for us to generate more tremendous ideas for new logical fallacy's stataments and other coming exciting english thang once and for all. (Contemporary Asian-logical-pedia). He's Rawks the college, *two thumbs up* for the man of the year.

Posted by King Vuitton at 8:13 AM

Friday, January 11, 2008

spotted new.

Changed blog layout.
I finally figured out how to work the XHTML and HTML thinger.
Didnt know that there were some bloody differences between the two.

*whee*
Now Princess Versace has made her domain as colorful as it should be.
All she has to do now is to configure how to change the image and display the Crapaholics logo waaay up there.
Hmm..sounds like a job for some dying fairies.
Dying fairies are fun to poke fun at.

Btws, many thanks to King Vuitton who came to my rescue today on his engine automated chariot to rescue me from my educational dungeon.
All hail King Vuitton. May he rule the goblins forever. XD

Okays enough crap.
Im off to my royal chambers.
Nitex.

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Posted by Princess Versace Mish at 7:36 AM

Friday, January 4, 2008

Contamination day!

Have u ever come across seeing a "polluted" image/real-live object that's being contaminated to the max?
V&V Kingdom's statistics had proven that this CONTAMINATION acts more like a DOMINATION that leads into MISERATION in the human life (f**K british spelling)

It can be really nasty when it comes to the CLOTHES THAT U"RE GOING TO WEAR FOR YOUR DATE WITH A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN (LIFE TIME OPPORTUNITY YO, LIFE TIME!)

This story is based on one of the dreams i had (by using the C.D.M theory), n it goes something like THIS:
1) Man received phone call by an ATTRACTIVE woman
2) Woman prepares for the date
3) Likewise - Man over-reacted and CONTAMINATED his shield ( you wouldn't wanna know)
4) Women always have DOMINATION in fashion
5) Man got noticed by his date and felt into MISERATION.

Conclusion:
Women not only go for the watever bullshit inner-personality. GUYS GUYS GUYS! Dress yourself with a for-guys-"G-String" n u'll be a WOMEN's MAGNET FOR SURE!
I believe PRincess VERSACE has loads of critisism(F**K british english) for this.

VIVA KING YANG the AWESOME of the AWESOMENESS !!!!!!!

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Posted by King Vuitton at 9:56 PM

Thursday, January 3, 2008

i want more bling and bags in my life.

Greetings from the other half of the Crapaholics.
This is Princess Versace Mish speaking. (so listen or rather, read with eyes open wide and cornstalks removed from your ears)

New year List of things to do:
1# Relocate the chickens from the fiery cages and toss em into the wolf pit.
2# Stock up with rum, prune juice, and purging cold spells.
3# Fill the black sea with piranhas.
4# Place tutrtles in hot room with pin-cushion-floor mats.
5# Redecorate the whole jungle with bling made by goblins for 3cents per tree.
6# Paint the seals gold.
7# Schedule elves for cloning services,we need more elf power.
8# Fairies to replace elves in cleaning king vuitton's purging throne bowl.
9# I think its time the rabbits are shaved and shorn clean.
10# Place little hermits in king vuitton's pillow case. *sniggers*

Oh how i love being ruler of the crapalala land.
I want my poodle infested tiara please.

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Posted by Princess Versace Mish at 9:23 PM