Thursday, January 3, 2008

i want more bling and bags in my life.

Greetings from the other half of the Crapaholics.
This is Princess Versace Mish speaking. (so listen or rather, read with eyes open wide and cornstalks removed from your ears)

New year List of things to do:
1# Relocate the chickens from the fiery cages and toss em into the wolf pit.
2# Stock up with rum, prune juice, and purging cold spells.
3# Fill the black sea with piranhas.
4# Place tutrtles in hot room with pin-cushion-floor mats.
5# Redecorate the whole jungle with bling made by goblins for 3cents per tree.
6# Paint the seals gold.
7# Schedule elves for cloning services,we need more elf power.
8# Fairies to replace elves in cleaning king vuitton's purging throne bowl.
9# I think its time the rabbits are shaved and shorn clean.
10# Place little hermits in king vuitton's pillow case. *sniggers*

Oh how i love being ruler of the crapalala land.
I want my poodle infested tiara please.

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