Monday, December 31, 2007
A new start with a new CROWN in a NEW YEAR!
Rise to the elfs, dolfs, monkeys and mosquitoes of the Vuitton's and Versace's Realm !
The King , me , shall start out in a very warm and friendly way, in order to create an intimacy between the citizens and the Two awesome Royal Blinky Majesty! (high 5 ,Ruller of the monkeys).
In this new year, all ground TAXES will be increased 300% higher due to the over-populated population in the V & V Kingdom. - the minister's idea (arrsholoch weirdo)
Should thee have any opposition, will immediately be executed in due time :-] MYAHAHAHAHA.. *evil expression*
Ahh enough of this Kingdom crap for the day, can't think of anything now, it's 9.27am for Versace's sake!
Speaking about Versace, o-hoy! Where on earth are you?
Called her up yesterday at One Utama, apparently got to meet her (enjoying her steaks n escagot) , and just about the needle is hitting the 12, the phone line jammed n VERSACE was M.I.A =/
Party's over at 1am+ , i called her again, but it was DIVERTED to the other person's line instead of the Owner's phone.
N it sounded somthing like this.
Vuitton : Hey Mich! Finally i can reach you
Unknown : Why u all so like to call me wan. I'm not the person u looking for u know.
Vuitton : I swear I dialled the correct number man.
Unknown : Don't swear swear lah, today New Year, i wanna get a good sleep, u come disturb me, bring me no peace. Hang you lah. C*****
Vuitton : You Mother Loving S** Of A B****, come hang me lah, my ArS***Hloe is very ictchy !
*the fight continues*
Nah, i Made that up, I didn't call Mich, my Nokia 2630 battery was dead. Otherwise, i would have forward all the used-sms-wishes and send em' all to everyone!! (sounds familar huh)
Anyways, a toast for you Queen Versace for setting up this CRAPOLOGY-Pedia, now i can Crap watever,whenever i want. (even during the bowel-evacuation period) =D Wheeeehehe SAY NO TO CONSTIPATION!
Need to walk my dog n shit at my neighbour's house now (while they're not in).So, toodles!!
HAPPY NEW YEAR to all!!
*eh what to press now? there are two buttons, Publish post and Save now, which one which one? how to put picture lah? I'm so wanna flaunt my cowboy hat. I think i'll close my eyes from nw n randomly click around*
Posted by King Vuitton at 5:04 PM